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I always figured that the best way to propose is to catch the girl with her pants around her ankles. So that's what I did... And before you say anything, I did this figuratively, her pants were still on her hips. As I list or describe my proposal, bear with me, you may get slightly lost or annoyed as my gf did before I made her my wife.
1. I got the ring at Asian garden mall.
2. Didn't know whether to pop the question the same day or maybe wait until her bday.
3. She was offering to pick up some dinner that night, which was perfect, it bought me time to hide the rock.
4. Came to a decision, after we ate dinner, if she wanted to go for a walk, that's when I'll do it.
5. Coincidentally, "Babe, let's go for a walk, it's been awhile."
6. I told her that I'd meet her downstairs... For some reason, she waited for me at the top of the steps. I scolded her, "Go downstairs! I'll be right down!".
6. Scrambled to get the ring without making too much noise. Ie accidentally hitting a key. Grabbed the box and slipped it into my pocket.
7. I luckily put the ring in my pocket before she climbed up the stairs again.
8. I had to yell at her once again to wait downstairs. "Dude! I'll be right down!"
9. I was scrambling again to find some sort of chalk or wax product.
10. She comes back up the stairs again and I yell again.
11. Finally have the ring and the an old X-mas candle in my pocket. Took a deep breath and headed downstairs.
12. She looks at me all "Funny" and asked what was I doing, I told her I was looking for something to tag some shit up with. She just looked at me like I was an idiot(A part that I can play really well)
13. So we proceed with our walk, by the end of the block, I got down and started scribbling on the asphalt. I was relieved to see that the candle that I had was coming up on the black asphalt.
14. We headed towards the gazeebo on Spring Valley(NP), I thought this would be a sweet, quaint spot.
15. Kneeled down again and started scribbling but unfortunately, the wax didn't show up on the concrete.
16. Kinda pissed that it didn't work, we headed toward Chula Vista.
17. Chula Vista seemed perfect. The street was cleared of all cars. The asphalt was fresh and black. The moonlight was perfect for what I wanted to do.
18. Knelt down again and then heard if from my lady, "Dude, wtf are you doing?, You're really f*cking annoying me now". I looked back at her and said, "Good!".
19. So I continued to do another test scribble and the wax was showing up perfect on the ground.
20. I positioned my wife right underneath the moon and the streetlamp.
21. I started writing, "A-R-R-Y" on the first line, then I wrote "E" right underneath it.
22. Now she's saying "ArryE, arry-e? Seriously, this is so f*cking stupid".
23. I smiled to her and said, "Give me your hand."
24. As she helf my hand, the streetlamp and the moonlight made the silhouette of us holding hands into the letter "M".
25. She looks down and says..."Mmarry - Me"... She looks over to me, "Are you serious?"
26. I said, "What do you think?"
27. She shrieks, "OMG, OMG, get on your knee!"
28. I reply, "Do I have to?"
29. She screams, "GET ON YOUR KNEE!"
30. "Ok", I get on my knee and said, "Babe, let's get old together because I can totally look at your mug until my last breath."
31. She replies, "OMG, what am I going to wear?!?!?"
32. We start walking back to the house. She's pinching the ring in her hand because I go the ring 6 zizes to big.
33. She's starts to well up with tears and then she asked me, "Dude, did you ask my father?"
34. I said, "F*CK NO!" as my stomach hits the floor in .0001 seconds flat.
35. "You have to go ask him permission"... I cried, "But the O.C.'s on tonight!"
36. Smoked a pack of Camel Lights in about 1/2 hour because I was super nervous talking to her pops. Proposing to her felt "Natural" so I wasn't nervous but talking to her pops was one of the most anxious moments of my life.
36. Fast forward 4 anniversaries and two* kids.
37. * #2 is going to arrive on 11/10.
Thanks for reading.
1. I got the ring at Asian garden mall.
2. Didn't know whether to pop the question the same day or maybe wait until her bday.
3. She was offering to pick up some dinner that night, which was perfect, it bought me time to hide the rock.
4. Came to a decision, after we ate dinner, if she wanted to go for a walk, that's when I'll do it.
5. Coincidentally, "Babe, let's go for a walk, it's been awhile."
6. I told her that I'd meet her downstairs... For some reason, she waited for me at the top of the steps. I scolded her, "Go downstairs! I'll be right down!".
6. Scrambled to get the ring without making too much noise. Ie accidentally hitting a key. Grabbed the box and slipped it into my pocket.
7. I luckily put the ring in my pocket before she climbed up the stairs again.
8. I had to yell at her once again to wait downstairs. "Dude! I'll be right down!"
9. I was scrambling again to find some sort of chalk or wax product.
10. She comes back up the stairs again and I yell again.
11. Finally have the ring and the an old X-mas candle in my pocket. Took a deep breath and headed downstairs.
12. She looks at me all "Funny" and asked what was I doing, I told her I was looking for something to tag some shit up with. She just looked at me like I was an idiot(A part that I can play really well)
13. So we proceed with our walk, by the end of the block, I got down and started scribbling on the asphalt. I was relieved to see that the candle that I had was coming up on the black asphalt.
14. We headed towards the gazeebo on Spring Valley(NP), I thought this would be a sweet, quaint spot.
15. Kneeled down again and started scribbling but unfortunately, the wax didn't show up on the concrete.
16. Kinda pissed that it didn't work, we headed toward Chula Vista.
17. Chula Vista seemed perfect. The street was cleared of all cars. The asphalt was fresh and black. The moonlight was perfect for what I wanted to do.
18. Knelt down again and then heard if from my lady, "Dude, wtf are you doing?, You're really f*cking annoying me now". I looked back at her and said, "Good!".
19. So I continued to do another test scribble and the wax was showing up perfect on the ground.
20. I positioned my wife right underneath the moon and the streetlamp.
21. I started writing, "A-R-R-Y" on the first line, then I wrote "E" right underneath it.
22. Now she's saying "ArryE, arry-e? Seriously, this is so f*cking stupid".
23. I smiled to her and said, "Give me your hand."
24. As she helf my hand, the streetlamp and the moonlight made the silhouette of us holding hands into the letter "M".
25. She looks down and says..."Mmarry - Me"... She looks over to me, "Are you serious?"
26. I said, "What do you think?"
27. She shrieks, "OMG, OMG, get on your knee!"
28. I reply, "Do I have to?"
29. She screams, "GET ON YOUR KNEE!"
30. "Ok", I get on my knee and said, "Babe, let's get old together because I can totally look at your mug until my last breath."
31. She replies, "OMG, what am I going to wear?!?!?"
32. We start walking back to the house. She's pinching the ring in her hand because I go the ring 6 zizes to big.
33. She's starts to well up with tears and then she asked me, "Dude, did you ask my father?"
34. I said, "F*CK NO!" as my stomach hits the floor in .0001 seconds flat.
35. "You have to go ask him permission"... I cried, "But the O.C.'s on tonight!"
36. Smoked a pack of Camel Lights in about 1/2 hour because I was super nervous talking to her pops. Proposing to her felt "Natural" so I wasn't nervous but talking to her pops was one of the most anxious moments of my life.
36. Fast forward 4 anniversaries and two* kids.
37. * #2 is going to arrive on 11/10.
Thanks for reading.
