It's like having a having a high school son and daughter named Freddie and Fannie who gets caught doing pot during their high school lunch break. Getting pulled over by cops totally wasted with marijuana in possession. Getting expelled from University High from ditching so many classes, and I, the responsible and loving father will send both them on 7 day hawaiian cruise with all expenses paid for in order to discipline them by stealing money from other honest hardworking Americans to give each of my children $20,000 spending money to enjoy their tropical vacation. Aren't i I just a wonderful responsible father?