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tmare_IHB

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Can't sell your house? Maybe this will <a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-na-realestate-saint19-2009apr19,0,5697209.story?page=2">help</a>





Hilarious!
 
Do people really think that God would dupe some poor sucker into overpaying for a house to bail out some homedebtor because the loanowner buried a St. Josephs statue in the yard?
 
call me crazy but if your home wont sell then obviously the price is to high. <img src="http://www.nubcake.com/style_emoticons/default/dunno.gif" alt="" />
 
The funniest things to me in this article were "that if it still doesn't sell, it's probably not the right time" and "it did sell after we put in the statue, but we also lowered the price". Yeah, the statue told me to lower my price or the statue told me it wasn't the right time to sell. For $13.95 a pop, I bet there's a few IHB'ers who would tell them that.
 
That?s idolatry yes, but if that does not sell you home do you get a bigger idol say the size of a Pi?ata and shove it in the furthest corner of the attic? Maybe a golden calf will work underneath the outdoor Gazebo. Or maybe hire a leprechaun to leave all his empty Guinness cans well hidden with the help of the easter bunny to bring the end of the rainbow to your overpriced home so it may sell. If that idea sucks green clovers you are still sitting on a substantial CRV value waiting to be found so you got that going for you, which is nice.
 
[quote author="OCCOBRA" date=1240237260]That?s idolatry yes, but if that does not sell you home do you get a bigger idol say the size of a Pi?ata and shove it in the furthest corner of the attic? Maybe a golden calf will work underneath the outdoor Gazebo. Or maybe hire a leprechaun to leave all his empty Guinness cans well hidden with the help of the easter bunny to bring the end of the rainbow to your overpriced home so it may sell. If that idea sucks green clovers you are still sitting on a substantial CRV value waiting to be found so you got that going for you, which is nice.</blockquote>


LMAO! WOw! That made my day!
 
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