Priced_Out_IT_Guy_IHB
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<p>So I went to check out the models in Woodbury today. Like many socal residents, I haven't been outside all week due to the fires and horrendous air quality. However, the smoke cleared up today and it seemed like a good opportunity to get outside and see what Irvine is up to.</p>
<p>Since I don't post too often, let me remind you that I'm what you call a poor, priced-out working IT professional in Irvine with 8 years of professional experience. I'm priced out because I have a sense of financial sensibility and refused to take suicide loans. I make about 100k per year, have no debt, perfect credit, and my '05 vehicle is paid off. I will have 20% of my down saved by the time I go to buy.</p>
<p>Back to the tour. I went to Woodbury today with my best friend, a licensed CPA, and his wife, an auditor. Both work 9-5 and 7-11 in tax seasons (yes there is more than 1 tax season). </p>
<p>We started out at Mille Fleurs (for those of you who didn't take French in high school, it translates to "Thousand flowers").</p>
<p><a href="http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=19">http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=19</a></p>
<p>Just look at all the flowers! Lovely. Your side neighbors are two feet away. You will have to keep your blinds closed in the master bedroom otherwise your rear neighbor, approximately 25 feet away, gets a front-row seat for all the late-night action. Your main view is said neighbor on the west and roofing tile on the east. The kids’ bedrooms, near the front of the street, have the best view (Santa Ana Mountains) and the most privacy. Gotta love track homes. </p>
<p>The floor plans overall are very well laid out. Spacious, numerous archways everywhere (how the hell do they drywall those archways?), lots of fancy tile and wood flooring, and to-die-for gas ranges combo-ed with worthless underpowered hoods.</p>
<p>Overall, these Standard Pacific homes appear well built. I didn't bother looking for tape marks or wavy ceilings, but I shouldn't have to on a million dollar house. FYI, the square footage and amenities the home came with was only slightly better than the SFRs I toured last weekend in South Mountain, Phoenix, which ranged from $320,000 to $400,000.</p>
<p>Since the prices were a little discouraging, we decided to tour a "more affordable" community. Keep in mind that my buddy and his wife's budget is 400K, mine is 350K.</p>
<p>Next up, Cortile, "From the low 500,000s".</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=39">http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=39</a></p>
<p>What they should have said is "200sq ft more than a sardine can the low 500,000s", because that’s all you get for half a million bucks. The first model has no entry way as the front door enters into the kitchen. The kitchen is mostly for show since its so small it would be hard to do more than reheat last night's takeout. Yum. The upstairs master bedroom is smaller than my apartment’s master bedroom here in Woodbridge Meadows. The shower/tub is a plastic mold. What luxury! Total sq ft: 1200.</p>
<p>Let’s just skip model #2 because its also a steaming pile of overpriced manure and move right along to model #3, a 1450sq ft detached condo for only $580,000. This one actually has a usable kitchen. What a bonus. The loft is nice, so is the outside patio. I start to get excited and think to myself, "If only the price comes down another $250,000 this place <strong>might</strong> be worth it and I might be able to fool myself into believing I would actually be happy living here." That is, if the carpeting didn't look like it came from a smelly Vegas casino and the shower didn't have 99 cent tile glued to tacky red wallpaper.</p>
<p>Enough to say that my friend, his wife and I left Woodbury defeated. As if the price tags weren't enough, we got a free knee to the groin upon sifting through the literature at Cortile to discover that the HOA is $200 per month and the Mello-Roos is $400 per month. Ouch.</p>
<p>Seriously, who can afford to live in Irvine anymore?</p>
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<p>Since I don't post too often, let me remind you that I'm what you call a poor, priced-out working IT professional in Irvine with 8 years of professional experience. I'm priced out because I have a sense of financial sensibility and refused to take suicide loans. I make about 100k per year, have no debt, perfect credit, and my '05 vehicle is paid off. I will have 20% of my down saved by the time I go to buy.</p>
<p>Back to the tour. I went to Woodbury today with my best friend, a licensed CPA, and his wife, an auditor. Both work 9-5 and 7-11 in tax seasons (yes there is more than 1 tax season). </p>
<p>We started out at Mille Fleurs (for those of you who didn't take French in high school, it translates to "Thousand flowers").</p>
<p><a href="http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=19">http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=19</a></p>
<p>Just look at all the flowers! Lovely. Your side neighbors are two feet away. You will have to keep your blinds closed in the master bedroom otherwise your rear neighbor, approximately 25 feet away, gets a front-row seat for all the late-night action. Your main view is said neighbor on the west and roofing tile on the east. The kids’ bedrooms, near the front of the street, have the best view (Santa Ana Mountains) and the most privacy. Gotta love track homes. </p>
<p>The floor plans overall are very well laid out. Spacious, numerous archways everywhere (how the hell do they drywall those archways?), lots of fancy tile and wood flooring, and to-die-for gas ranges combo-ed with worthless underpowered hoods.</p>
<p>Overall, these Standard Pacific homes appear well built. I didn't bother looking for tape marks or wavy ceilings, but I shouldn't have to on a million dollar house. FYI, the square footage and amenities the home came with was only slightly better than the SFRs I toured last weekend in South Mountain, Phoenix, which ranged from $320,000 to $400,000.</p>
<p>Since the prices were a little discouraging, we decided to tour a "more affordable" community. Keep in mind that my buddy and his wife's budget is 400K, mine is 350K.</p>
<p>Next up, Cortile, "From the low 500,000s".</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=39">http://www.irvineranch.com/villages/model.asp?mfa=39</a></p>
<p>What they should have said is "200sq ft more than a sardine can the low 500,000s", because that’s all you get for half a million bucks. The first model has no entry way as the front door enters into the kitchen. The kitchen is mostly for show since its so small it would be hard to do more than reheat last night's takeout. Yum. The upstairs master bedroom is smaller than my apartment’s master bedroom here in Woodbridge Meadows. The shower/tub is a plastic mold. What luxury! Total sq ft: 1200.</p>
<p>Let’s just skip model #2 because its also a steaming pile of overpriced manure and move right along to model #3, a 1450sq ft detached condo for only $580,000. This one actually has a usable kitchen. What a bonus. The loft is nice, so is the outside patio. I start to get excited and think to myself, "If only the price comes down another $250,000 this place <strong>might</strong> be worth it and I might be able to fool myself into believing I would actually be happy living here." That is, if the carpeting didn't look like it came from a smelly Vegas casino and the shower didn't have 99 cent tile glued to tacky red wallpaper.</p>
<p>Enough to say that my friend, his wife and I left Woodbury defeated. As if the price tags weren't enough, we got a free knee to the groin upon sifting through the literature at Cortile to discover that the HOA is $200 per month and the Mello-Roos is $400 per month. Ouch.</p>
<p>Seriously, who can afford to live in Irvine anymore?</p>
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