50 Ways to Beat Deflation

[IrvineRenter_IHB]

I saw this little gem over at Mish's blog:



<a href="http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2008/12/50-ways-to-beat-deflation.html">50 Ways to Beat Deflation</a>



The problem is all inside your head, Ben said to me

The answer is easy if you wreck the currency

I'd like to reinflate your weak economy

There must be fifty ways to beat deflation



He said it really is my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my actions won't be historically misconstrued

I'm sick of all these pundits yelling "OMG We're Screwed"

There must be fifty ways to beat deflation

Fifty ways to beat deflation



Just bail out a bank, Hank

Mail out some checks, Rex

You dont need to be coy, Roy

Just give 'em for free

Stamp up the moss, Ross

You don't need no Congress

Just shell out the bread, Fred

And do it for free



Just buy up some bonds, Ron

Quantitative ease, Louise

You dont need to be coy, roy

Just give it for free

Lower the rates, Nate

You dont need a Senate debate

Just drop it from planes, Jane

And do it for free



He said that hoarding cash won't do to ease our pain

I know there's something that will make you lend again

I said I appreciate that and would you please explain

About the fifty ways



He said I gave a speech on this way back in 2002

And it'll work if we all just see it through

But that guy Mish thinks my head is full of poo

There must be fifty ways to beat deflation

Fifty ways to beat deflation

 

[jbenko_IHB]

haha.. I almost posted this myself a couple of days ago. Was lazy I read his blogs like my bible.

 

[Failedagent_IHB]

Dang, I thought I was going to get some pearls of wisdom for investment. Back to the drawing board....