Clearman's North Woods Inn (La Mirada)

Yes, they're still around.
Roof is still white like snow.
Peanut shells on floor, free peanuts. Lots of free peanuts. Check your guest list for peanut allergies.
Muzzle loading hunting rifles hang on the wall with animal trophies and paintings of scantly clad women in their hunting lodge theme.
(The restaurant would be perfect addition to Bass Pro Shops)

What to eat:
Porterhouse Steak (thumbs up)
Ribeye steak
Cheese toast (soaked in butter)
Baked potato (ask for extra toppings)

NY, Sirloin and Filet might be OK.
Ask for "dressing on the side" for the salad, unless if you like to drink salad dressing.
Seafood is edible but not great.

What not to order here:
Tomahawk steak (the kitchen doesn't know how to cook something this thick)
Rice (comes as side on plate, inedible. Ask for something else if possible)
Deserts (supermarket freezer section quality).

I like their weird salads. When they say it's a "red cabbage / blue cheese" mix, they aren't kidding about the blue cheese. Sounds gross, but surprisingly tasty.